Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic

I Like When People Wear A Wwjd Bracelet, Because It's Like An Example Of The First Thing Jesus Wouldn't Do, Probably.

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

When I Am Given A Multiple Choice Test I Choose Not To Take It.

I Wrapped My Christmas Presents Early This Year, But I Used The Wrong Paper. See, The Paper I Used Said 'happy Birthday' On It. I Didn't Want To Waste It So I Just Wrote 'jesus' On It.

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.