I Can Tell How Lonely I Am

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

I Think A Lot Of People Who Watch Tv Don't Realize When They're Watch Tv Shows And It Says 'produced By' And Producer, Producer... There Are All These Producers. What The Hell Does A Producer Do? It's Funny How Much You Have To Worry About As A Producer.