People Are The Same Wherever You Go.

Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.

Though Part Of Me Had Always Wanted To Be A Comedian, Another Part Of Me Had Always Wanted To Be Bryant Gumbel Or Dan Rather.

I Just Thought Everybody Lived Around Abandoned Buildings And Crack-heads, ... I Lived In The Ghetto Until I Was Like 19. I Came To Los Angeles, Stayed At Hotels And Stuff. When I Got Back And I Saw What My Neighborhood Looked Like, I Started Getting Scared.

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.