A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is

A Comedian Has To Live In His Head. All This Comedy Comes From A Lonely Place. When You're Surrounded By An Entourage, You're Not Living In Your Head.

Now That I Have Children, I Realize Taking Care Of My Children Is More Fun Than Anything In The Whole World.

I'm Never Proper Or Careful, But I Never Curse In Front Of My Mother, Either.

There Are A Lot Of Good Comics, No Doubt, But As Far As The Quality Of The Comics Goes, I Think What You Have Is A Bunch Of Situational Comics - There Are Black Comics That Work Only Black Crowds, Gay Comics That Do Only Gay Crowds, And Southern Comics That Only Work Down South, And So On With Asian, Latino, Indian, Midgets, Etc. The Previous Generation's Comics Were Better Because They Had To Make Everybody Laugh.

The Two Best Things You Can Do For A Person Is Have Sex Or Make Them Laugh.