People Have More Fun If They Don't

I Get Up Every Day, Do The Best That I Can Do, And Go Home And Have A Good Time.

You Can Be Miserable Before You Have A Cookie And You Can Be Miserable After You Eat A Cookie But You Can't Be Miserable While You Are Eating A Cookie.

I Love To Take Something Ordinary And Make It Really Special.

Food Is Not About Impressing People. It's About Making Them Feel Comfortable.

People Have More Fun If They Don't Eat So Much They Have To Be Taken Home In An Ambulance.