People Say You Can't Go Out And

Baseball Is Played By All Countries Now, And Softball, Too.

The Saddest Day Of The Year Is The Day Baseball Season Ends.

One Time I Was Doing A Speech To A Group Of Kids, And Just Before I Get There, I See This Little Kid Crying. I Found Out They Just Lost A Game, And He Was The Losing Pitcher. I Went Over There, Put My Arm Around Him, And Said, 'what Are You Crying For? When Major League Players Lose, They Don't Cry.'

I've Had Heroes In My Life - Joe Dimaggio, Babe Ruth.

When We Lose, I Eat. When We Win, I Eat. I Also Eat When We're Rained Out.