People Who Can Write A Book Usually

I Think We Ought To Have A Kindness Year, Or A Kindness Century.

And I Would Really Like To Be A Grandmother, But Only When Felix Or Emily Meet The Right Person And Are Ready.

In A Village You Can't Sack Or Fight With Someone, As You'll Find Yourself Stuck Beside Them In The Hairdresser's Next Morning.

For Sheer Sexiness, A Man Must Be Beautiful. Funny. Yes. Clever, No.

But Really I'm Not Terribly Interested In What I Eat.