Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

Any Place I Hang My Head Is Home.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns