Reverend Smith, He Recognized Me And Punched

When You Touch Me There, Honey, Makes My Blood Perspire, You Got My Body Flaming Like A California Fire. Pulsing, Pounding, Pushing No Longer In Control, Heatwave In My Brain, Smolder In My Soul.

If You Were To Say To Me That You Needed A Romantic And Sentimental Song In Four Hours, I Would Have That Song Written In Four Hours.

She Wears High Tech Devo Suit, She Changed Her Name To Xerox, She Hides Quaaludes In Her Boots.

When I Moved To L. A. With This Little Wimpy Garage Band, The First People We Met Were The Doors. Then We Met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All Of The People Who Died Of Excess Were Our Big Brothers And Sisters. So I Said To Myself: How Do You Become A Legend And Enjoy It? The Answer Is To Create A Character As Legendary As Those Guys And Leave That Character On The Stage.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.