Run Scared ... And They Never Catch

I Was So Ugly That My Parents Sent My Picture To 'ripley's Believe It Or Not' - They Sent It Back And Said, "we Don't Believe It."

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

[when Told That Her Grandchild Had Her Nose:] I Didn't Get This Nose Until I Was Thirty-four.

I Am Furious About Everything.

I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband Stocked It With Trout.