Self-righteous Victims Invite Extra Nails.

Either Offer Me Something I Really Like, Or Stop Trying To Tempt Me.

I Gulp Down My Pleasures, Chew Over My Miseries.

Lovers Remain In The Dark, Working Hard To Keep Out Daylight.

The Haiku Lets Meaning Float; The Aphorism Pins It Down.

Tales Of Adultery Are Much Improved By Period Costumes.