She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To

Rock And Roll Is Catching On All Over . . . France . . . England . . . They Even Have It In Japan, Only Over There They Call It Judo.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.