Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

You Have To Work At It If You Want To Be A Good Smoker. Especially Today With All The Non-smoking World Constantly Harassing You.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.