Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

If You Elect Me The First Jewish Justice Of The Peace, I'll Reduce The Speed Limits To 54.95!