So I Got Into Growing Grapes, Not

Marijuana Should Be Licensed And Kept Out Of The Hands Of Teenagers. It's Too Good For Them.

The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.