If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.