Someone Needs To Make A Zombie Movie

I Was Told By A Girl Once That I Should Teach A Course On How To Kiss Properly. I Thought That Was Really A Nice Compliment. I Then Asked Her What She Thought About My Sexual Prowess And She Recommended I Talk To A Guy She Used To Date. Body Blow.

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

I Would Still Have Old Ladies Come Up To Me After The Show And Pat Me On The Cheek After I Had Said All This Vulgar Stuff. They Would Be Like, 'oh You're A Silly Boy - We Know You're Just Playing.

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.