Sometimes, I Wonder What I'm Doing Here.

Well, You Know What They Say In Hollywood - The Most Important Thing Is Being Sincere, Even If You Have To Fake It.

We Latins Make Splendid Lovers And Splendid Older Men.

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

The Make Up Took About An Hour To Put On, But The Wig Was A Thing That Bothered Me More Than Anything Else.

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!