Sometimes You Can't Prioritise Family And You

I Had My Moments Of Being Humiliated, And Then I Had Moments Of Doing Something Humiliating. I'm Glad I Lived Out Both Roles.

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.

I'll Continue To Make The Typical Adam Sandler Comedies.

I Drew The Duck Blue Because I've Never Seen A Blue Duck Before And, To Be Honest With You I Wanted To See A Blue Duck.

My Name Is Adam. My Father's Name Is Adam. Having The Same Name As Your Father, It's Alright Until Your Voice Changes. My Friends Would Always Call Up, 'is Adam There?' My Father Would Say, 'this Is Adam.' My Friends Would Say, 'adam, You Were So Wasted Last Night.'