Subversion Is What I Do.

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

The Idea That We Evolved With These Thoughts Is Actually Very Fascinating - To Me.

You Get Interviewed When You're Out Promoting Something.