Suicide Is The #1 Killer Of A

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

Rock Is Fine. No Structural Damage To Rock. Rock Can Break Through Paper At Any Point. Just Say The Word. Paper Sucks.

Regarding The Marching Band: How Much More Interesting It Would Be To See A Creeping Band.

I Want To Launch A Globe Into Space Just To Mess With The Astronauts.

Stand-up Is Like A Row Boat: It's Fun And Romantic When You're Choosing To Do It. But If You Have No Other Choice Than To Be In A Row Boat It's Not As Enjoyable; That's Survival.