Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.