The Audience Is Never Wrong.

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

My Interesting Diet Tips Are Eat Early And Don't Nosh Between Meals. I Mean, I Can Pack It Away.

When Someone Who Is Known For Being Comedic Does Something Straight, It's Always "a Big Breakthrough" Or A "radical Departure." Why Is Is No One Ever Says That If A Straight Actor Does Comedy? Are They Presuming Comedy Is Easier?

You Know, One Wonderful Thing That Came Out Of My Enquirer Experience Is That, In My Case, It Was Ruled Tabloids Are Magazines. Which Means They Didn't Have The Protection That A Newspaper Has.

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.