The Audience Is Never Wrong.

It Costs A Lot To Sue A Magazine, And It's Too Bad That We Don't Have A System Where The Losing Team Has To Pay The Winning Team's Lawyers.

Because Nobody Goes Through Life Without A Scar.

I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt Me.

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

Well, I Don't Know How Astute I Am, But I Did Want To Be A Journalist When I Was Growing Up.