The Best Part Of You Ran Down

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

If You Have It And You Know You Have It, Then You Have It. If You Have It And Don't Know You Have It, You Don't Have It. If You Don't Have It But You Think You Have It, Then You Have It.