The Difference Between A Violin And A

Many People Have Asked Me Why There Are Three Pedals In These Grand Pianos. Well The Pedal In The Middle Is There To Separate The Two Other Pedals.

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.