The First Piano Was Built Long After

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.