The Female Of All Species Are Most

When You Can't Have Anything Else, You Can Have Virtue.

By The Time A Bartender Knows What Drink A Man Will Have Before He Orders, There Is Little Else About Him Worth Knowing.

Poetry Is What Milton Saw When He Went Blind.

There Was Once A Hindu Sage, Who Sat Down On The Banks Of The Ganges And Thought For Seventy Years About The Millennium. Just As He Arrived At The Solution And Was Putting It Into Verse, A Mosquito Stung Him And He Forgot It Again At Once.

The Female Of All Species Are Most Dangerous When They Appear To Retreat.