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Fire Is Beautiful And We Know That If We Get Too Close It Will Kill Us But What Does That Matter It Is Better To Be Happy For A Moment And Be Burned Up With Beauty Than To Live A Long Time And Be Bored All The While

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Many A Man Spanks His Children For Things His Own Father Should Have Spanked Out Of Him.