The Feminine Vanity-case Is The Graveyard Of

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.

One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.