The Finest Day I Ever Had Was

If I Went To Jail, At Least I Wouldn't Have To Sign Autographs.

If I Could Get That Girl [courtney Love] To Publish Her Poetry, The World Would Change.

I Was Tired Of Pretending That I Was Someone Else Just To Get Along With People, Just For The Sake Of Having Friendships.

She Eyes Me Like A Pisces.

America May Be The Land Of The Free, But There Are Definitely More Ignorant People There. Most Of The Population Are Semi-retarded.