The Food Here Is Terrible, And The

I Don't Believe In God. Just Try Getting A Plumber On The Weekend.

More Than Any Other Time In History, Mankind Faces A Crossroads. One Path Leads To Despair And Utter Hopelessness. The Other, To Total Extinction. Let Us Pray We Have The Wisdom To Choose Correctly.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach!

After 60, All Of Us Belong To The Weaker Sex.

If I Could Only See One Miracle, Just One Miracle. Like A Burning Bush, Or The Seas Part, Or My Uncle Sasha Pick Up A Check.