The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.