The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do

I Drink Therefore I Am.

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.