The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories.

The Mother May Be Doing Ninety Percent Of The Disciplining, But The Father Still Must Have A Full-time Acceptance Of All The Children. He Never Must Say, "get These Kids Out Of Here; I'm Trying To Watch Tv." If He Ever Does Start Saying This, He Is Liable To See One Of His Kids On The Six O'clock News.

After Creating The Heaven, The Earth, The Ocean, And The Entire Animal Kingdom, God Created Adam And Eve. And The First Thing He Said To Them Was "don't."

I've Got A Ferrari. Vroom! I Do 104 From The Garage To The Front Door.

In Spite Of What Thomas Jefferson Wrote, All Men May Be Created Equal, But Not To All Women.

Those Who Criticize Our Generation Forget Who Raised It.