The Last Thing I Want Is To

I've Got Kids And That's Important. It's Funny, You Think That There's An Expiration Date On Them And There Just Isn't.

All Parties Are Good.

The Cool Part About Naming Your Kid Is You Don’t Have To Add Six Numbers To Make Sure The Name Is Available.

We Still Have To Put Some Cherry Syrup On It, And Then We Can Eat It

Common Sense Is Like Deodorant. The People Who Need It Most Never Use It.