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For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

It Was A Tough School. The Kids On The Debating Team Took Steroids!

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?