The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.