When I Was In School, One Of

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.

They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're Hard To Tell From The Real Aluminum Ones.

My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In Her Stockings - My Brother.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.