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The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're Hard To Tell From The Real Aluminum Ones.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.