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Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

No Man Will Ever Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.