The Poor Folks Hate The Rich Folks,

The People Who Came To Hear Me Perform Or To Buy My Records Were Not The Type Who Would Be Offended [by The Song 'the Vatican Rag']. But I Gather That There Were Other People Who Were Offended.

I'm Very Proud Of Myself On My, Whatever The Literacy Is, I'm Pretentious, Totally Pretentious. I Like To Say 'hmm', For Example.

In My Youth There Were Words You Couldn't Say In Front Of A Girl; Now You Can't Say 'girl.'

The Audiences Like To Think That Satire Is Doing Something. But, In Fact, It Is Mostly To Leave Themselves Satisfied. Satisfied Rather Than Angry, Which Is What They Should Be.

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.