The Poor Folks Hate The Rich Folks,

If The Hoods Don't Get You, The Monoxide Will.

People Are Stupider Than Anybody.

I Recall This Sergeant's Informing Me And My "room-mates" Of This Rather Deplorable Fact The Army Didn't Have Any Official, Excuse Me, Didn't Have No Official Song And Suggested That We Work On This In Our Copious Free Time.

In My Youth There Were Words You Couldn't Say In Front Of A Girl; Now You Can't Say 'girl.'

People Would Go Anywhere To See A Famous Person In The Flesh, No Matter What They Do.