The Rewards Of Golf, And Of Life

Golf Is Like Eating Peanuts. You Can Play Too Much Or Play Too Little.

Addressing A Golf Ball Would Seem To Be A Simple Matter; That Is, To The Uninitiated Who Cannot Appreciate That A Golf Ball Can Hold More Terrors Than A Spacious Auditorium Packed With People.

Golf Is The Only Game I Know Of That Actually Becomes Harder The Longer You Play It.

Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To Play In The Shade.

You Might As Well Praise A Man For Not Robbing A Bank As To Praise Him For Playing By The Rules.