The Sun Rose On The Flawless Brimming

The Information Superhighway Showed The Average Person What Some Nerd Thinks About Star Trek.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

Take Thou Thy Arms And Come With Me, For We Must Quit Ourselves Like Men, And Strive To Air Our Cause, Although We Be But Two. Great Is The Strength Of Feeble Arms Combined, And We Can Combat Even With The Brave.

I Too Shall Lie In The Dust When I Am Dead, But Now Let Me Win Noble Renown.

The Lot Of Man-to Suffer And Die.