The Termites Have Got Me.

If I'd Just Tried For Them Dinky Singles I Could've Batted Around .600.

I Learned Early To Drink Beer, Wine And Whiskey. And I Think I Was About 5 When I First Chewed Tobacco.

You Just Can't Beat The Person Who Never Gives Up.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make?

I Don't Need To Know Where The Green Is. Where Is The Golf Course?