The Thing That Bums Me Out About

I'm On Every Worst-dressed List Imaginable.

I Certainly Immerse Myself In As Many Crazy Hollywood Events As I Can Because You Never Know Where You Can Pick Up Material.

I Love To Work. I Love Doing Standup.

I Can Say Whatever I Want. So Do Not Bring The Kids. It's Definitely Rated R.

The Thing That Bums Me Out About 'the Real World' Is I Don't Want To Believe That Teenagers Are That Stupid.