The Thing That Makes You Know That

Everything I've Ever Told You, Including This, Is A Lie.

Job Was What You'd Technically Describe As A Loony.

The Thing That Makes You Know That Vernon Ward Is A Good Painter Is If You Look At His Ducks, You Can See The Eyes Follow You Around The Room.

I Went To The University Of Life And Was Chucked Out.

I've Always Been After The Trappings Of Great Luxury. But All I've Got Hold Of Are The Trappings Of Great Poverty. I've Got Hold Of The Wrong Load Of Trappings, And A Rotten Load They Are Too, Ones I Could Have Very Well Done Without.