Now I Tell You The Downside Of

You Realize That Suicide's A Criminal Offense. In Less Enlightened Times They'd Have Hung You For It.

I've Always Been After The Trappings Of Great Luxury. But All I've Got Hold Of Are The Trappings Of Great Poverty. I've Got Hold Of The Wrong Load Of Trappings, And A Rotten Load They Are Too, Ones I Could Have Very Well Done Without.

Everything I've Ever Told You, Including This, Is A Lie.

The Thing That Makes You Know That Vernon Ward Is A Good Painter Is If You Look At His Ducks, You Can See The Eyes Follow You Around The Room.

Now I Tell You The Downside Of This Is You Feel Awful, But The Upside Is You Feel Terrific.