The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In

The Best Way To Spoil A Good Story Is By Sticking To The Facts.

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.