The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

Many A Man Works Himself To Death By Burying Himself In His Work.