Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.

You Can Always Make A Loan At A Bank If You Can Show Sufficient Evidence That You Don't Need It.