Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

With A Braggart, It's No Sooner Done Than Said.

An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something You Already Know And Makes It Sound Confusing.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.