The Trouble With The World Is That

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

In A Democracy, You Believe It Or Not; In A Dictatorship, You Believe It Or Else.

A Home In The Country Is What A City Man Hopes To Buy And A Farmer Hopes To Sell.

The Girl With A Future Avoids A Man With A Past.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.