The Trouble With The World Is That

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

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Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.