The White House Softball Team Played The

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They Determined Who Got The First Question By A Coin Toss, To Which Sarah Palin Said, 'oh, What A Coincidence, That's How I Got Picked.'

According To A New Survey, 90% Of Men Say Their Lover Is Also Their Best Friend. Which Is Really Kind Of Disturbing When You Consider Man's Best Friend Is His Dog.

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President Bush Released His Tax Returns Yesterday. He Listed The Economy As A Liability. He Gets To Write That Off.