There Are People Who Can Never Forgive

Newspapers Have Roughly The Same Relationship To Life As Fortune-tellers To Metaphysics.

Christianity Has Enriched The Erotic Meal With The Appetizer Of Curiosity And Spoiled It With The Dessert Of Remorse.

There Is A Shortage Of Clerks. Everyone Is Going Into Journalism.

I Trim My Opponents To Fit My Arrows.

The Heroes Of Obtrusiveness, People With Whom No Soldier Would Lie Down In The Trenches, Though He Has To Submit To Being Interviewed By Them, Break Into Recently Abandoned Royal Castles So That They Can Report, "we Got There First!" It Would Be Far Less Shameful To Be Paid For Committing Atrocities Than For Fabricating Them.